Funny Old Age Quotes — Funny Quotes about Old Age
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
More funny Maurice Chevalier quotes
*** Age–that period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.
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7 September 2009
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type.
Bob Hope
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two…
Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late.
Mike Tyson
